WTF Was That Place?

A Paper Exit Plan for Anyone Quietly Quitting.

A dangerously honest notebook filled with truth bombs and punchlines for anyone who’s ever smiled through performance reviews, survived “quick chats,” or mentally quit during a Town Hall.

Because not all damage is visible on your Outlook Calendar.

This notebook gets it.

Is This You?

(If yes, it’s already too late.)

You take more toilet breaks than a pregnant woman about to give birth
You keep Teams open just to look online while you order wine with UberEats
Your therapist knows more about your coworkers than your friends do.
Filling up your Stanley cup is your only alone time
You keep a resignation letter saved as a Word doc called “Plan Bitch.”
You gave yourself a “Mental Health Hour” by rage-walking to get boba.
You once Googled “Can burnout cause personality changes?”
You’ve mastered the art of sleeping with your eyes open (yes it's possible)

Been personally attacked by this list?
Welcome. You’re not alone. (And yes, we accept rage-purchases.)

What People Are Saying

(That HR Probably Shouldn't Know About)

My Story, Aka "How I Survived" the Corporate Madness Without Losing My Sh*t

For years, I sat front-row at the theatre of corporate dysfunction. A tragicomedy of broken systems, forced smiles, and meetings about meetings.

I learned how to nod politely while dying inside.
How to write exit plans disguised as strategy decks.
How to stay sane while everything around me wasn’t.

The sh*t show ended with me building a final deck –
one that explained my own demise – and pretending I didn’t see my name on the redundancy list.

So I stopped pretending. And I started creating.

This book is what happened when I finally said:

“WTF was that place?” …and stopped gaslighting myself.

It’s part memoir, part emotional escape plan,
and 100% reclamation-by-laughter at the absurdity of it all.